The worlds largest human colon is 8 feet long and held 40 pounds of feces. memento.muttermuseum.org/…
There’s only one active pitcher (Bartolo Colon) in the top 1000 all time for complete games, and he’s in the 997th spot. baseball-reference.com/le…
Vincent Gallo and Roger Ebert feuded over Ebert's criticism of Gallo's film "The Brown Bunny." Gallo said he hexed Ebert's colon to give him cancer, to which Ebert replied watching his own colonoscopy was more fun than watching Gallo's film. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The…
Gases produced from most foods are actually odorless. But certain foods result in the formation of sulfur-containing gases like hydrogen sulfide and ammonia, so when it builds up in the colon and eventually gets released, the result can carry a rotten egg-like odor. menshealth.com/health/a19…
Poo-phoria occurs when your bowel movement stimulates the vagus nerve, which descends from the brain stem to the colon. It takes a particularly "large mass of stool" to trigger poo-phoria and its vagal-nerve-induced feelings of exhilaration, intense relaxation, and goose bumps. outsideonline.com/1784611…
Compared with hunter-gatherers, industrialized peoples’ intestines have fewer kinds of microbesβ€”and are missing at least one major group of ancient bacteria. Yet even with all of these extra microbes, hunter-gatherers have fewer gut ailments, such as Crohn’s disease, colitis, and colon cancer. sciencemag.org/news/2015/…
The 25th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, directing that the President can hand power over to the Vice President if the President feels "unable to discharge the powers and duties of ... office,” has been invoked three times β€” all for colon-related reasons. mentalfloss.com/article/5…
Sculptor Giorgio Gikas, while battling colon cancer built an 11 foot statue of Robocop that was an idea from a resident of Detroit that said β€œ Philadelphia has a statue of rocky & Robocop would kick Rockys butt” detroitnews.com/story/new…
Elvis Presley’s personal physician, Dr. George β€œNick” Nichopoulos, claims that Elvis died because of β€œColon Constipation”, not a heart attack, because Elvis’ colon was β€œ8 or 9 feet in length”, and had β€œstool in his colon which had been there for four or five monthsβ€œ medicalbag.com/home/featu…
β€œpoo-phoria,” occurs when your bowel movement stimulates the vagus nerve, which runs from your brainstem to your colon relaxing your muscles allowing the big ones to pass through better. healthline.com/health/why…
"Lethal White" syndrome is an autosomal genetic disorder that is most common in American Paint Horses where foals are born all white with blue eyes and appear to be normal but internally they have a non functioning colon which results in a very painful death after only a few days. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let…
1/3 of the populations colons produce methane gas (makes your poop float). The other 2/3 produces hydrogen (makes your poop sink). ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NB…
Zoophilia was made illegal in Washington only after news broke of a Boeing engineer, "Mr. Hands", died from perforated colon while filming his intercourse with a stallion en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enu…
People born from 1990 and on, have DOUBLE the risk of developing colon cancer and QUADRUPLE the risk of developing rectal cancer compared to those born in the 1950s cancer.org/latest-news/st…
A study was done which swapped South-African and American diets for a period and it was noticed that Americans ate two to three times the amount of meat and animal fat than the South-Africans. The South-African diet is high in fiber and has reduced risk for colon cancer. npr.org/sections/goatsand…
The medical examiners for Elvis Presley found 35 pounds of white, chalky matter in his colon leading them to believe he died of constipation. 999ktdy.com/the-truth-abo…
Washington state did not officially ban sex with animals until 2005. The impetus for the ban was the highly publicized death of a man who ruptured his colon during anal sex with a horse at an animal brothel. lehmiller.com/blog/2013/1…
Trained Labrador retrievers can detect colon cancer from a patient's breath with 95% of the accuracy of a colonoscopy blogs.discovermagazine.co…
Kenneth Pinyan died by a perforated colon caused by receving anal sex with a horse. A friend of Pinyan filmed it and a documentary was later made of his life and death en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enu…
42 year old New York Mets pitcher Bartolo Colon used stem cells to regenerate broken tissue in his throwing arm. He is the oldest pitcher in the MLB. nydailynews.com/sports/ba…
Colon, MI, a small 1200 person town, is recognized by congress as the magic capital of the world. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Col…
Rod Roddy of The Price Is Right fame died of colon, male breast, and prostate cancer. He was diagnosed on September 11, 2001 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod…
Kangaroos barely emit any methane. Scientists want to harvest the bacteria from their colons so they can transfer this "skill" to cows, thereby reducing greenhouse gases. bbc.co.uk/news/science-en…
Coffee really can make you poop. Multiple studies have shown that coffee has a laxative effect by stimulating the release of gastrin which increases activity in the colon. Some individuals experience this effect almost immediately after sipping coffee. livescience.com/45465-why…
In 2005, a man was killed by having his colon ruptured while trying to have sex with a horse. The case forced Washington to ban zoophilia and was made into an award-winning documentary. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enu…
The gastrocolic reflex is what makes you want to poop after a meal, as your body senses stomach stretching and digestion as a cue to ramp up colon activity and make room for more food. verywell.com/gastrocolic-…
There is a one-room hotel near Antwerp Belgium that is a gigantic scale model of a human colon and anus. Originally created as a work of art, it is realistic in every way including color, veins and a gigantic puckered sphincter. atlasobscura.com/places/h…
The same parasympathetic system that commands your colon to go to the bathroom, is also the same system that controls your tears. Sometimes, these signals get crossed which is why some people cry when they poop. drozfans.com/dr-ozs-advic…
Elvis Presley passed away with 30 pounds of feces in his colon. drmirkin.com/histories-an…
Bartolo Colon is the last active player to play for the defunct Montreal Expos ftw.usatoday.com/2016/03/…
Psychiatrists in the early 20th century experimented with pulling teeth (and removing testicles, ovaries, gall bladders, stomachs, spleens, cervixes, colons...) as a form of treatment. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hen…
People have human feces transplanted into their colons from donors to deal with things such as MS, infections, colitis, and IBS. The FDA has regulated human feces as an experimental drug since 2013. newyorker.com/magazine/20…
The federal government recognizes garlic as a potent anti-cancer agent, saying: "Several population studies show an association between increased intake of garlic and reduced risk of certain cancers, including cancers of the stomach, colon, esophagus, pancreas, and breast." cancer.gov/about-cancer/c…
Walter Breuning survived colon cancer at age 64 and a broken hip at age 108 to live to age 114 and to become the World's Oldest Living Man. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wal…
Diverticulosis, the condition of having multiple pouches (diverticula) in the colon that are not inflamed, can differ pain location based on region. The left side of the colon is more commonly affected in the United States while the right side is more commonly affected in Asia. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Div…
All instances of 25th Amendment for Acting Presidents have been related to the colon. presidency.ucsb.edu/actin…
In 1977 The Guardian newspaper produced a 7 page supplement for April Fool's day detailing the discovery of a fictional island called San Serriffe that was in the shape of a colon. Thousands fell for the hoax leading to a tradition of April Fool's stories. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San…
Lung cancer kills more people than breast, prostate, colon and pancreatic cancers put together. cancer.org/research/cance…
In 2005 some idiot thought it would be a good idea to take a two foot horse dong up the rear. It punched through his colon and he died from it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enu…
Today I learned of the "dog's bollocks," an outdated punctuation mark consisting of a colon followed by a dash. It was used to indicate a restful pause for a speaker when the associated text was read out loud. It was popular for centuries, and was taught to students as recently as 1949. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog…
That, on average, women's colons are 10cm longer than men's, and their abdominal walls less rigid. These and other anatomical facts conspire to explain why men are generally much more regular when it comes to pooping. theatlantic.com/health/ar…
Fecal transplant (ie poop transfusion from one human to another) is used to treat certain colon disorders. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fec…
A psychiatrist in the early 20th century believed that mental illness was the result of infection. He attempted to cure the infection by removing patient's teeth, colon and ovaries. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hen…
Washington state banned bestiality in 2005, after a man died of a perforated colon from having anal sex with a horse. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enu…
Ricky Gutierrez set the Major League Baseball record for seeing the most pitches in a single at-bat (20) in 1998 against a pitcher, Bartolo Colon, who nearly 20 years later is still an active player. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric…
Dr. Oz was asked to return for a second colonoscopy for not following dieting instructions and having a "colon littered with lentils" the first time huffingtonpost.com/2011/0…
The only natural defecation posture for a human being is squatting and doing it sitting may result in damage to the recto-anal region and possibly to the colon and other organs. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2…
Fecal transplants are used to restore normal colon function in patients with colitis en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fec…
Today I learned of Alex King, the guy who created the share icon (the horizontal V with three nodes). He was diagnosed with colon cancer and passed away in Sept 2015. alexking.org/project/shar…
You can get paid to donate your poop to people who need suffer from colon illnesses. thepowerofpoop.com/epatie…
In Iraq, more deaths occurred due to war than to multiple cancers combined including lung, breast, bladder, colon, stomach, liver, pancreas, prostate, ovary, oral, and esophagus in 2014. worldlifeexpectancy.com/c…
For non-smoker men in the US, "the chance of dying from heart disease exceeds the chances of dying from lung, colon, and prostate cancers combined" ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1…
Breast cancer research receives $23,754 per death, compared to $11,959 for prostate cancer, $5,500 for colon cancer and only $1,414 for lung cancer (according to the 3 biggest sources of federal funding of cancer research). nccn.com/component/conten…
Dr. Henry Cotton, medical director of New Jersey State Hospital between 1907-1930 thought insanity is caused by infection and he tried to cure it by removing patients' teeth, tonsils, stomachs, gallbladders, colons, testicles and ovaries nytimes.com/2005/05/29/bo…
After making Alien 3, David Fincher didn't read a script for a year and a half, saying, "I thought I'd rather die of colon cancer than do another movie." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sev…
The signature smell of people's farts is determined at birth by bacteria in their mother's colon. gizmodo.com/5497733/the-s…
Today I learned that if you type a colon in the firefox address bar folowed by a query, you will be taken to the first result on google for that query.

For example, typing :reddit will bring you to reddit, :george washington will bring you to the wiki entry for george washington. Hitting f6 or alt-d will bring the cursor to that bar for you.

4chan raised money for a colon cancer charity as a tongue in cheek reference to their rivals being "butt hurt" over Gamergate knowyourmeme.com/photos/8…
One of the treatments for severe colitis is introducing normal bacterial flora from a healthy donor. By transplanting their feces into your colon. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fec…
Between '71 and '73, the body of Carmen Colon was found in Churchville, Wanda Walkowicz in Webster, and Michelle Maenza in Macedon. The murders remain a mystery, but look at the last paragraph of the article. Hmm.... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp…
Klismaphilia is receiving sexual arousal from introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kli…
There used to be a punctuation consisting of a colon and a hyphen called a Dog's Bollocks. :- en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D…
It is not caffeine in coffee that makes you poop, but a variety of chemicals that directly affect your distal colon. coffeetea.about.com/od/Co…
In 2005 a man died of a perforated colon while receiving anal sex from a stallion. Not only was an amateur video filmed of the incident, a film adaptation was made of the incident and premiered at numerous film festivals, including Cannes and Sundance, and has won numerous awards. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enu…
A fecalith is a "stone" made from fecal matter that can form in a humans colon if there is an obstruction in it's passageway. Some fecaliths require surgical removal. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fec…
More bacteria live in one centimeter of your colon than all of the humans that have ever lived...EVER naturalhistorymag.com/per…
If you somehow kill off the bacteria in your colon they can do a FECAL TRANSPLANT!! to reintroduce good germs sciencefriday.com/segment…
In System Shock 2 the textures for one of the enemies is based on a developers colon. systemshock.org/index.php…
During a Colostomy a man accidentally had his colon stapled to his bladder, causing him to fart and poop out his penis. abcnews.go.com/Health/sto…
Section 3 of the 25th amendment, permitting the U.S president to transfer his authority voluntarily to his vice president when he is β€œunable to discharge the powers and duties of his office.” has only been invoked 3 times. All of which were invoked for colon related issues. futilitycloset.com/2011/0…
The use of a colon and dash (:-) to represent the pause in speech when reading - of which there are 9 in Americas declaration of independance - is defined in the Oxford English Dictionary as 'dogs bollocks'. youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak8…
Employees who work for 10 years or more behind a desk, have an increased risk of bowel cancer. Sedentary behaviour by professionals such as accountants or computing professionals may increase the risk of cancers of the distal colon (twice the risk) and rectum (44% increased risk). waimr.uwa.edu.au/news/201…
That Silent Farts Typically Smell Worse Than Loud Farts Because Silent Ones Normally Contain More Sulfur Due to the Bacteria Breaking Down the Indigestible Food in Your Colon & Loud Ones Typically Contain Airborne Odorless Gasses. likecool.com/Are_Silent_F…
"The Brady Bunch" actor, Robert Reed (Mike Brady), died in 1992 of HIV and colon cancer huffingtonpost.com/2013/0…
Lifestyle changes can turn on genes that prevent disease, and turn off genes that cause breast cancer, prostate cancer, and colon cancer.. something that pharmaceuticals are not capable of. ted.com/talks/dean_ornish…
Changes in CO2 concentration increase the invasive ability of colon cancer cells. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2…
Elvis Presley had a megacolon. His colon was 2 to 3 times larger than average. well.blogs.nytimes.com/20…
If you have diverticulitis a complication can occur where your colon becomes directly connected to your bladder and feces and gas can show up in your urine. In other words, it is possible to poop and fart out of your penis. medscape.com/viewarticle/…
Today I learned that some people can be born without an anus, which might lead to a fistula connecting the colon to the urethra. Meaning some people poop out of their pee hole. XP en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imp…
John Harvey Kellogg who was an advocate for a two-meal-a-day diet that would induce "reduced sexual feelings" also advocated "the importance of keeping the colon clean through yogurt enemas" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joh…
Your farts have a 'signature smell' due to the type of bacteria you have in your colon since birth. vice.com/en_us/read/what-…
Having a higher BMI is positively correlated with a risk for a variety of cancers, including esophagus cancer, colon cancer, pancreas cancer, kidney cancer and breast cancer. cancerresearchuk.org/abou…
Today I learned about a museum that displays "several wax molds of untreated conditions of the head; a nine-foot-long human colon that contained over 40 pounds of fecal matter; and the body of the Soap Lady, whose corpse turned itself into a soapy substance called adipocere." I can see all this, for a fee... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C…
At one time a typographical construction consisting of a colon followed by a dash (e.g. ":β€”") was used to indicate a restful pause and it was called dog's bollocks en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog…
Artist Michelle Hines duped the world into believing that she had produced the world's longest toilet snake, claiming that it measured the full length of the human colon. poopingproblems.com/longe…
Human milk has an abundance of oligosaccharides (basically dietary fiber) which make sure the microorganism in the colon get off to a good start. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2…
Over a 7 year study men who take a substantial Vitamin E supplement are at a 17% higher risk of colon, and prostate cancer. cancer.gov/newscenter/qa/…
There is an eight foot long, 27-inch circumference colon on display at the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. At the time of its owner's death, the colon held 40 pounds of feces. anthony-demarco.blogspot.…
The word 'cola' can also be used as a plural form of the word 'colon' dictionary.reference.com/…
Drinking coffee makes muscles near your colon contract thus making you want to poop. io9.com/5975041/why-does-…
'FAP syndrome' is an inherited condition that causes colon cancer before the age of 30 if left untreated en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fam…
A brown ribbon is for promoting awareness for colon cancer, and has been suggested for promoting awareness for diarrhea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bro…
Go Lean Crunch is the heart and soul of Colon Blow.

Sure, stuff like Fiber One has more fiber but tastes like crap. Go Lean Crunch tastes damn good IMO and takes care of business. My innards are whistling. Maybe three bowls was too much.

Kenny Loggins fell in love with his second wife after she gave him a treatment to cleanse his colon. Loggins said that he noticed the "peaches-and-cream complexion" of the therapist, Julia Cooper. "It was intimacy on an intense level," adding with a wink, "She knew me inside and out." people.com/people/article…
There is a medical condition called FAP. It stands for Familial Adenomatous Polyposis - A genetic disorder causing the colon to fill with polyps that progress to cancer, unless the entire colon is resected. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fam…
Snakes don't have urinary bladders. Also their urine can backflush into the colon for fluid conservation. animal.discovery.com/guid…
Today I learned of a medical museum in Philadelphia that displays, among other (WTF-worthy) things, a 9 foot long colon. travelchannel.com/video/d…

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